side A · recorded in Cluj-Napoca
16 years of takes, one long saga
Engineering leader by day.
FunkByteTech by night. War stories from production, written the way they actually happened.
Bogdan Marieșan · Director of Engineering, Platform @ Tekmetric. Distributed systems, platforms, and the people who keep them up.
now playing · episode 01 · i fought a ddos_
the back catalogue
sixteen years of takes
early takes
Currently teaching machines to be useful: data at scale, LLMs, agents. Mostly at night, when the systems are quiet.
the saga so far
full archive →as heard elsewhere
“I Survived A DDOS”, the full reaction treatment. Watch it →
the log
sixteen years up · nothing permanently down
live telemetry · github.com/bmariesan
the set list
Six things I will happily talk about until someone takes the microphone away. DevTalks, TechSummit, and any room with a distributed system worth complaining about.